I can’t write a review of this film without sounding like I’m giving a fifth grade book report. “Ummmm… So there’s some bad guys and they’re fighting a really bad guy. Actually she’s a witch who’s in the body of a girl who the guy who guards the bad guys loves. And the bad guys were brought together by this lady who’s supposed to be a good guy but she actually seems like she’s the worst guy… And the end is ripped straight off of Ghostbusters and Indiana Jones. Oh, and there’s some big, mutant monstery things. And lots of streaky make-up.” Yea… I have no idea what’s happening in this movie. Quite frankly, I don’t think this movie has any idea what’s happening in this movie. Really don’t see any redeeming features here, but it seems like Hollywood has a pretty low opinion of the intellect of 13 year-old boys.